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Octubre 13, 2004
¡Tito puente!
Tito: Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo? Listen, if you will, to my revenge -- uno, dos, tres!
[band starts playing salsa music]
Singer: Wounds won't last long, but an insulting song Burns will always carry with him.
[shot of Wiggum, Eddie, and Lou bobbing to the beat] So I'll settle my score on the salsa floor With this vengeful Latin rhythm.
[shots of chef with tray of clams opening their mouths in rhythm and man at condom machine buying many condoms]
Chorus: Burns! [trumpet riff]
Singer: Con un corazo'n de perro.
Chorus: Senñor Burns! [trumpet riff]
Singer: El diablo con dinero. [mambo riff] It may not surprise you, but all of us despise you Please die, and fry in hell You rotten rich old wretch --
Adios viejo. [trumpet riff]
Wiggum: [clapping] Yeah! OK, OK, I believe you're innocent. Gee, I hope all our suspects are this much fun.
Posted by Towsend at Octubre 13, 2004 7:37 PM
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